After many years of waiting, here ya' go:
https://2img.net/h/i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll152/PsyElemental/DSCN1470.jpg?t=1245476276
That's me, I'm the tablecloth. My date's the silverware. Dumbass photographer took a shot of these kids, but I don't know who they are.
https://2img.net/h/i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll152/PsyElemental/DSCN1513.jpg?t=1245476407
That's me in hat form. Who is this kid and why does he keep showing up?