If I Don't Make it Back, Gay Marry Dre for Me

I've just learned my friends, family, and loved ones have been kidnapped by the Brazilian triad and are being held hostage in Hawaii for retribution after I destroyed their crystal meth labs in New Jersey. I have one month to accrue a sum of $4,000,000, otherwise the hostages will be killed systematically each day until I produce the said amount. I am leaving on August 2nd with no intention of handing over the money. My team of crack operatives will be back in two weeks, August 16th. This just got personal.

Seriously though, I'll be gone for two weeks starting August 2nd for my cousin's wedding. I'm the best man :V.