Hiroki is a sexy Rabbi.

Old chat log from EssenceRO.

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Paulie : |00MY GRANDMA JUST WALKED IN
Hiroki : |00Not of any realistic merit
Arawn : |00mm
Paulie : |00"Jay, your grandfather tells me you're playing a jewish
Arawn : |00would reduce casting time
Arawn : |00help a lot ?
Paulie : |00pornography game, and are trying to doing something bad to a
Paulie : |00rabbi"
Vhaidra : |00WHAT THE HELL???? XD XD XD
Hiroki : |00You would need -100% cast time for instant, regardless
Arawn : |00lol
|00Zagato has logged out.
Hiroki : |00And that's more or less impossible
Paulie : |00I FEEL REALLY SACRILIGIOUS
Paulie : |00AND I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING
Arawn : |00what about for someone who has like 160
Arawn : |00dex
Hiroki : |00Doesn't matter
Vhaidra : |00Okay, AFKing again for lulz. XD
Arawn : |00doh
Paulie : |00Jesus fuck!
Arawn : |00lame
Arawn : |00xD
Hiroki : |00XD Wow
|00Room has been successfully created.
Carnaby : |00ufufufufu
|00Guildsman Paulie has disconnected.
Hiroki : |00Right. XD
Hiroki : |00Thanks. XD
AIiceI : T> Black ATK Valkyrie Helm[1] x1 for Black DEX Valkyrie Helm[1] x1.
Luisa : |00thanks
Vhaidra : |00Had to save the chat log, sorry. XD
Carnaby : |00That was -special-.
Vhaidra : |00Srsly. XD
Baraaj : |00do you guys know how much a byorgue card it is ?
Vhaidra : |00Nope.
Hiroki : |00No idea, things are so expensive now. XD
Baraaj : |00lol
Baraaj : |00dang
Baraaj : |00cuz i saw one for 20m once
Baraaj : |00and im wondering
Hiroki : |00They used to be upwards of 10 mil, but now, no idea
Baraaj : |00if its the same
Baraaj : |00lol
Baraaj : |00daang
Baraaj : |00i wanna by one for 10m
Baraaj : |00thats all i have
Baraaj : |00xD
Baraaj : |00but its wprth it !
Vhaidra : |00Okay, BRB, bathroom. Gods, that was too much. XD
|00Zagato has logged out.
Carnaby : |00Did he say he was logging and I just totally missed it?
Hiroki : |00Nope.
|00Guildsman Paulie has connected.
Baraaj : |00woot
Baraaj : |00kafra band
Carnaby : |00HAD TO GO FAP TO YOUR JEWISH PORN GAME OR SOMETHING
Paulie : |00I have seen
Paulie : |00What hell is
Paulie : |00My gram just showed me
Carnaby : |00You walk in on them doing it?
Hiroki : |00I'm apparently a rabbi
Paulie : |00275gigs
Paulie : |00Of jewish roleplaying porn games
Hiroki : |00...
Carnaby : |00Is the market for Jewish porn really that big?
Paulie : |00Apparently, because they have it
Hiroki : |00Why does your grandma have 275 gigs of Jewish porn games? <<
Paulie : |00And looking at the one she loaded
Paulie : |00I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA MAN
Paulie : |00But ya
Paulie : |00Rabbi's sprites on one of her favorites
Hiroki : |00My dear goodness, your grandparents are sex machines
Paulie : |00Looks -just- like you.
Hiroki : |00...
Paulie : |00PLEASE
Paulie : |00NEVER UTTER
Paulie : |00THAT PHRASE
Paulie : |00AGAIN
Paulie : |00KTHX
Paulie : |00I'm-a go cry now
Hiroki : |00What, your grandparents being sex machines?
Paulie : |00YES THAT
Carnaby : |00Wait, who're sex machines?
Hiroki : |00His grandparents.
Paulie : |00I'll fucking cut you guys
Carnaby : |00Ah, I see.
Hiroki : |00Okay, so I won't bother you about your grandparents, who are sex
Hiroki : |00 machines, again
Carnaby : |00Yes, not a word about the sex machines.
Hiroki : |00Look at the bright side.
Carnaby : |00Who are your grandparents.
Paulie : |00TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE GIGABYTES
Hiroki : |00It's better that they showed you
Vhaidra : |00Okay, back. XD
Paulie : |00TWOOOO HUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDRED
Hiroki : |00Then you finding out on yor own
Paulie : |00SEVENTY FIIIIIIIIIIIVE
Paulie : |00I could have lived without EVER knowing
Paulie : |00GIGABYTES
Carnaby : |00They must have a fukken sweet computer.
Carnaby : |00Because mine gets clogged down after, like.
Vhaidra : |00And wow. o.o
Paulie : |00My uncle built it >:
Carnaby : |00Five gigabites of rabbi porn.
Carnaby : |008D
Vhaidra : |00Sexy grandparents FTL. D:
Paulie : |00SWEAR TO GOD
Paulie : |00GONNA KILL YOU
Paulie : |00WHY THE HELL
Hiroki : |00Why do the rabbis look just like me? <_<
Paulie : |00THEY'RE LIKE 80!!
Hiroki : |00Why do they have wings?
Paulie : |00WHY DO THEY NEED PORN?!
Carnaby : |00Because, Nathan.
|00Zagato has logged out.
Paulie : |00...
Paulie : |00Everyone shut up
Carnaby : |00You are the Sexy Rabbi.
Hiroki : |00Why do they have long purple hair?
Paulie : |00I duuhno
Hiroki : |00You'll have to change my name to Sexy Rabbi now. XD
Paulie : |00But the headdress looked like a valk too
Carnaby : |00I'm gonna have to request screenshots.
|00Camus has logged in.
Carnaby : |00Of these rabbi.
Vhaidra : |00Silly rabbi, trips are for trids. 8D
Hiroki : |00I will too, sadly
Paulie : |00I AM NOT
Paulie : |00GOING NEAR
Paulie : |00THAT FOLDER
Paulie : |00WHICH IS STARING AT ME
Paulie : |00AND NOW I KNOW
Paulie : |00WHAT JPG STANDS FOR
Carnaby : |00Is it labeled something innocuous?
Paulie : |00Jpg, not pictures
Paulie : |00JEWISH
Paulie : |00PORN
Carnaby : |00Like "Faxes" or something.
Paulie : |00GAME
Vhaidra : |00lol
Paulie : |00I HATE EVERYTHING
Hiroki : |00Also, I'm surprised that they showed you this without it being awkward
Paulie : |00OH TRUST ME
Paulie : |00IT WAS AWKWARD
Paulie : |00FOR ME ANYWAY
Hiroki : |00I am tempted to google this
Carnaby : |00He's taking it quite well, isn't he?
Vhaidra : |00Wow. XD
Hiroki : |00I am also quite afraid
Carnaby : |00But, what exactly would you google?
Paulie : |00FIND YOURSELF SOME JEWISH PRON
Paulie : |00GO FOR IT
Hiroki : |00I don't even know
Carnaby : |00"Jewish porn games" probably won't get the intented result.
Paulie : |00Its yiddish, if that helps
Vhaidra : |00Google: Hiroki Rabbi Porn.
Paulie : |00... I'm-a look at the titles..
Paulie : |00Two seconds
Hiroki : |00XD
Vhaidra : |00XD
Paulie : |00Its all yiddish
Hiroki : |00That's the best double meaning for JPG ever
Hiroki : |00Nobody would ever expect it.
Paulie : |00NOW I KNOW WHY I LAG SO MUCH
Paulie : |00THERES PORN ALL UP IN MY GRILL
Vhaidra : |00It makes sense now.
Hiroki : |00Oh wait, it's on the computer you're playing on? XD
Paulie : |00Ya
Vhaidra : |00Why baby boys get circumsized.
Carnaby : |00If your gran is home, why are you even still there?
Paulie : |00I'm here until tomorrow
Vhaidra : |00Better looking penar for porn, lulz.
Hiroki : |00You should run some virus scans >_>
Paulie : |00<.< I did that awhile ago
Paulie : |00...
Hiroki : |00Must have come across some sketchy things looking for
Hiroki : |00275 GB of porn
Paulie : |00I had 129 results come to think of it >.>
bMoon has completed the Bee Wing quest!
Carnaby : |00Hiroki Jewish Porn Game.
Hiroki : |00<_<;
Hiroki : |00Hiroki.jpg
Vhaidra : |00Gives a whole new meaning to Yiddish Cup.
Carnaby : |00I lol'd.
Paulie : |00I ... kinda wanna go ask
Paulie : |00"So where did you get all these"
Paulie : |00BUT I DONT WANT TO KNOW
Paulie : |00BUT I DO
Paulie : |00BUT I DONT
Hiroki : |00You do
Paulie : |00Oh no
Paulie : |00I do not
Paulie : |00Not even a little
Carnaby : |00We all do.
Paulie : |00BUT I STILL WANT TO KNOW
Hiroki : |00Because I will certainly check, because this is hilarious
Paulie : |00God damnit, brb
Paulie : |00Asking
Hiroki : |00I will tread these dangerous Yiddish waters
Ignus : B> Young Twig x1 for 200000000 Zeny total.
Vhaidra : |00And watch Nate get tramatized. XD
Carnaby : |00This is clearly the best conversation I believe we've had-
Hiroki : |00I probably will be.
Carnaby : |00-in quite some time.
Hiroki : |00Indeed. XD
Vhaidra : |00Yes. XD
Paulie : |00My second cousin Margaryette or whatever's son made em all in Isreal
Hiroki : |00So they're homemade porn games? >_>
Paulie : |00Apparently.
Vhaidra : |00XD!
GANSTA LOLZ : |00hoy san nau
Carnaby : |00So, yer cousin.
Paulie : |00So now i know why YOUR sprite is in here
Paulie : |00Third cousin.
Carnaby : |00Whatever.
Hiroki : |00Dear goodness, your cousin made 275 GB of porn games? >_>
Paulie : |0049 different games >.> yes I counted
|00Camus has logged out.
Hiroki : |00Also, how does that explain my sprite? >>
Vhaidra : |00Wow. o.o
Paulie : |00He ripped off RO, probably.
Paulie : |00It just HAPPENED
|00Camus has logged in.
Paulie : |00to look like you.
Hiroki : |00My goodness, how am I going to explain that my sprite's a porn star?XD
Vhaidra : |00XD
Paulie : |00GO BACK TO DEFAULT HAIR
Paulie : |00THATS THE ISSUE
Paulie : |00IN FACT
Paulie : |00THIS IS ALL YOOOOOOOOOOUR FAULT
Hiroki : |00XD
Vhaidra : |00XD!

Trimmed V's log to remove unnecessary text, and unrelated lines.

Paulie : MY GRANDMA JUST WALKED IN
Paulie : "Jay, your grandfather tells me you're playing a jewish
Paulie : pornography game, and are trying to doing something bad to a
Paulie : rabbi"
Vhaidra : WHAT THE HELL???? XD XD XD
Arawn : lol
Paulie : I FEEL REALLY SACRILIGIOUS
Paulie : AND I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING
Vhaidra : Okay, AFKing again for lulz. XD
Hiroki : XD Wow
Carnaby : ufufufufu
Guildsman Paulie has disconnected.
Vhaidra : Had to save the chat log, sorry. XD
Carnaby : That was -special-.
Vhaidra : Srsly. XD
Vhaidra : Okay, BRB, bathroom. Gods, that was too much. XD
Guildsman Paulie has connected.
Carnaby : HAD TO GO FAP TO YOUR JEWISH PORN GAME OR SOMETHING
Paulie : I have seen
Paulie : What hell is
Paulie : My gram just showed me
Carnaby : You walk in on them doing it?
Hiroki : I'm apparently a rabbi
Paulie : 275gigs
Paulie : Of jewish roleplaying porn games
Hiroki : ...
Carnaby : Is the market for Jewish porn really that big?
Paulie : Apparently, because they have it
Hiroki : Why does your grandma have 275 gigs of Jewish porn games? <<
Paulie : And looking at the one she loaded
Paulie : I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA MAN
Paulie : But ya
Paulie : Rabbi's sprites on one of her favorites
Hiroki : My dear goodness, your grandparents are sex machines
Paulie : Looks -just- like you.
Hiroki : ...
Paulie : PLEASE
Paulie : NEVER UTTER
Paulie : THAT PHRASE
Paulie : AGAIN
Paulie : KTHX
Paulie : I'm-a go cry now
Hiroki : What, your grandparents being sex machines?
Paulie : YES THAT
Carnaby : Wait, who're sex machines?
Hiroki : His grandparents.
Paulie : I'll fucking cut you guys
Carnaby : Ah, I see.
Hiroki : Okay, so I won't bother you about your grandparents, who are sex
Hiroki : machines, again
Carnaby : Yes, not a word about the sex machines.
Hiroki : Look at the bright side.
Carnaby : Who are your grandparents.
Paulie : TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE GIGABYTES
Hiroki : It's better that they showed you
Vhaidra : Okay, back. XD
Paulie : TWOOOO HUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDRED
Hiroki : Then you finding out on your own
Paulie : SEVENTY FIIIIIIIIIIIVE
Paulie : I could have lived without EVER knowing
Paulie : GIGABYTES
Carnaby : They must have a fukken sweet computer.
Carnaby : Because mine gets clogged down after, like.
Vhaidra : And wow. o.o
Paulie : My uncle built it >:
Carnaby : Five gigabites of rabbi porn.
Carnaby : 8D
Vhaidra : Sexy grandparents FTL. D:
Paulie : SWEAR TO GOD
Paulie : GONNA KILL YOU
Paulie : WHY THE HELL
Hiroki : Why do the rabbis look just like me? <_<
Paulie : THEY'RE LIKE 80!!
Hiroki : Why do they have wings?
Paulie : WHY DO THEY NEED PORN?!
Carnaby : Because, Nathan.
Paulie : ...
Paulie : Everyone shut up
Carnaby : You are the Sexy Rabbi.
Hiroki : Why do they have long purple hair?
Paulie : I duuhno
Hiroki : You'll have to change my name to Sexy Rabbi now. XD
Paulie : But the headdress looked like a valk too
Carnaby : I'm gonna have to request screenshots.
Carnaby : Of these rabbi.
Vhaidra : Silly rabbi, trips are for trids. 8D
Hiroki : I will too, sadly
Paulie : I AM NOT
Paulie : GOING NEAR
Paulie : THAT FOLDER
Paulie : WHICH IS STARING AT ME
Paulie : AND NOW I KNOW
Paulie : WHAT JPG STANDS FOR
Carnaby : Is it labeled something innocuous?
Paulie : Jpg, not pictures
Paulie : JEWISH
Paulie : PORN
Carnaby : Like "Faxes" or something.
Paulie : GAME
Vhaidra : lol
Paulie : I HATE EVERYTHING
Hiroki : Also, I'm surprised that they showed you this without it being awkward
Paulie : OH TRUST ME
Paulie : IT WAS AWKWARD
Paulie : FOR ME ANYWAY
Hiroki : I am tempted to google this
Carnaby : He's taking it quite well, isn't he?
Vhaidra : Wow. XD
Hiroki : I am also quite afraid
Carnaby : But, what exactly would you google?
Paulie : FIND YOURSELF SOME JEWISH PRON
Paulie : GO FOR IT
Hiroki : I don't even know
Carnaby : "Jewish porn games" probably won't get the intented result.
Paulie : Its yiddish, if that helps
Vhaidra : Google: Hiroki Rabbi Porn.
Paulie : ... I'm-a look at the titles..
Paulie : Two seconds
Hiroki : XD
Vhaidra : XD
Paulie : Its all yiddish
Hiroki : That's the best double meaning for JPG ever
Hiroki : Nobody would ever expect it.
Paulie : NOW I KNOW WHY I LAG SO MUCH
Paulie : THERES PORN ALL UP IN MY GRILL
Vhaidra : It makes sense now.
Hiroki : Oh wait, it's on the computer you're playing on? XD
Paulie : Ya
Vhaidra : Why baby boys get circumsized.
Carnaby : If your gran is home, why are you even still there?
Paulie : I'm here until tomorrow
Vhaidra : Better looking penar for porn, lulz.
Hiroki : You should run some virus scans >_>
Paulie : <.< I did that awhile ago
Paulie : ...
Hiroki : Must have come across some sketchy things looking for
Hiroki : 275 GB of porn
Paulie : I had 129 results come to think of it >.>
Carnaby : Hiroki Jewish Porn Game.
Hiroki : <_<;
Hiroki : Hiroki.jpg
Vhaidra : Gives a whole new meaning to Yiddish Cup.
Carnaby : I lol'd.
Paulie : I ... kinda wanna go ask
Paulie : "So where did you get all these"
Paulie : BUT I DONT WANT TO KNOW
Paulie : BUT I DO
Paulie : BUT I DONT
Hiroki : You do
Paulie : Oh no
Paulie : I do not
Paulie : Not even a little
Carnaby : We all do.
Paulie : BUT I STILL WANT TO KNOW
Hiroki : Because I will certainly check, because this is hilarious
Paulie : God damnit, brb
Paulie : Asking
Hiroki : I will tread these dangerous Yiddish waters
Vhaidra : And watch Nate get tramatized. XD
Carnaby : This is clearly the best conversation I believe we've had-
Hiroki : I probably will be.
Carnaby : -in quite some time.
Hiroki : Indeed. XD
Vhaidra : Yes. XD
Paulie : My second cousin Margaryette or whatever's son made em all in Isreal
Hiroki : So they're homemade porn games? >_>
Paulie : Apparently.
Vhaidra : XD!
Carnaby : So, yer cousin.
Paulie : So now i know why YOUR sprite is in here
Paulie : Third cousin.
Carnaby : Whatever.
Hiroki : Dear goodness, your cousin made 275 GB of porn games? >_>
Paulie : 49 different games >.> yes I counted
Hiroki : Also, how does that explain my sprite? >>
Vhaidra : Wow. o.o
Paulie : He ripped off RO, probably.
Paulie : It just HAPPENED
Paulie : to look like you.
Hiroki : My goodness, how am I going to explain that my sprite's a porn star?XD
Vhaidra : XD
Paulie : GO BACK TO DEFAULT HAIR
Paulie : THATS THE ISSUE
Paulie : IN FACT
Paulie : THIS IS ALL YOOOOOOOOOOUR FAULT
Hiroki : XD
Vhaidra : XD!

Thanks for cleaning that up, Nate. XD