The Misadventures Of An Unintentional Shota Magnet

I look back on this story, only to laugh at its lulzy-ness now and again. But at the time this was occurring, I was head desk-ing like the mother fucking Fist of the North Star. >_>; Only Jay and Dre know this story in its semi-entirety, so I'll post what happened here.

I started a Villain character for Kingu's guild, named Elizabeth Bathory. (For those that don't know about Lizzy, check it out on Wikipedia. It's a fun read. :3) I was leveling her one day, and I had the Head Com and Scouter set on. This one fellow, named Keel, PMs me, with pretty much a, "Hey, sweet hat!" message. The conversation went on about Lizzy's name and other causal "shooting the shit" talk. Pretty innocent, for the most part.

A few days pass, and Keel is in-game, but on his Slinger named Leon S Kennedy. He PMs me a proposal of marriage, and that he's in love with me.

Several problems with this:

1. I'm all ready married to Jay in-game.
   
2. Jay is my real-life boyfriend.
   
3. Jay will more then likely kick Keel's ass if ever given the chance. And probably not limited to PvP ass whoopings.
   

But the biggest issue is that Keel is 11 years old. And in the 6th grade. WUT. O_o;

So yeah...I had to turn him down. XD

Providing screens below of the incident for your viewing pleasure. Pretty much, just read through the chat log. Also, my reactions, lol.

Quote :

u cant blame a bored 6th grader

Oh woooooooow.

Yeah...

It's kind of cute, actually, if a bit uncomfortable. Poor kiddo. When I played WoW, there was a 12-year-old boy in our guild that was majorly crushing on me. He'd follow me everywhere, go on small party instances, make new characters to help me level my alts, etc. It was like having a puppy that I didn't want. ^^;;;;;;

Yeah. o.o

It was just a bit unnerving, because he was playing around and wasn't acting sincere in the end. I would had let him go easily if he did, but the lack of maturity just really got to me. =/